my head should be tilting

I know, I have been slacking. Here's the thing-- I have been functioning with only half a brain. I've only been paying half-attention to what is going on, what I am typing, what I am reading, who is talking, what I'm saying, what I'm eating, what I'm wearing. Sometimes I snap out of it for a second and realize that I am about to step outside wearing only a t-shirt and a pair of my husband's boxers and that is very lucky. Many friends can vouch for me here-- I only half make sense when I talk anymore. I don't even know if I am making sense now.

Here is what it happening with the other half of my brain:

I'm tired. Is it time for sleep? Is the Bee hungry? Is she dirty? Am I dirty? I need a shower. Bumble needs a toy. Is she entertained? I should read to her. She is cute, I should take her picture. She is growing too fast. I miss newborn Bumble, but I also like baby Bumble. I hope nothing bad ever happens to her. I hope she's happy. She spit up, gross! I need to do laundry. I hate the laundry. Why is it $3 for a load of laundry? This is ridiculous. Maybe cloth diapering was a bad idea, but I like the colors and it's so soft and she has such a funny butt when she wears them. Memere cloth diapered her babies... I bet she'd tell me I'm crazy for using cloth. I miss Memere. I wish I lived closer to my family so that Bumble would grow up knowing them better. I wonder how Memere and Pepere are? Did Memere's knee surgery go okay? Oh my gosh, it's nearly 5 and I didn't go to the market! I have to bake the banana bread before those bananas go bad--

I'll stop there. I do apologize for the lack of entries. It's been very hard to concentrate on anything long enough to form a coherent entry. My mind is sieve-like. I have 4 half-started drafts.

Here are some photos of the Bumble to make up for it: