Smart with me

This morning the Bumble removed her own diaper, wiped her own bum, and then put on her pants all by herself. She did these things clumsily, ineffectively, and backwards, respectively. But she was still very, very proud of herself.

In an attempt to show recognition for her achievements, I asked her if she would help me put on my socks. I specifically said, "Will you put this sock on my foot, please?" She nodded and then very gingerly placed the sock on the top of my foot, then ran away giggling to herself. Wisenheimer.